thewhoreors:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

(via jackhoppus)

hyperbolequeen:

you know what the stupidest award is

perfect attendance

why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it

where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here

(via p-arselmouth)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(via peacelovecockandpaul)

soujizz:

american schools never teach anything about australian history

australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know

(via offendpoppunk)